shaggy2pope:

mcchampionpants:

shaggy2pope:

stop telling me there is someone in this world that is perfect for me because you and i both know they live in fucking poland or uganda and ill never meet them 

Well if that’s the case you uganda go find them

i swear to god im gonna take a poland hit you over the head with it

ask-jonkirby:

So this happened as I was trying to log in.

ask-jonkirby:

So this happened as I was trying to log in.

chabbit:

The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

whorville:

Dude I bet you can’t fit my entire dick in your mouth

No homo

deanneedscasneedspie:

really not sorry about this one lololol